Whitney Gallons

I'm a literal, card-carrying genius, but I have autism, so all those fancy IQ points are pretty much confederate money. I grew up reading medical textbooks like most kids read The Cat in the Hat. And while autism is just about the trendiest catastrophic brain damage you can possibly have these days, believe it or not, it wasn't always so cool. So I solve problems not because of ambition or obligation, and not because I need fame and fortune, but because that is what I was made for. For the normal mind, solving problems is work, and rest breaks are imperative. For me, problem solving IS rest.

Fortunately, I'm fun as hell to work with despite all the above arrogance, and despite the fact that I'm the closest thing you'll find to a human computer. I'm also nauseatingly articulate, so I'll be right at home on a team.

I've got a bachelor's, and just a smattering of half-finished educational goals involving language, engineering, theater, et cetera. But I'm also a high school drop out, so don't give it too much thought.